Monday, March 06, 2006

78th Annual Academy Awards or I Love Jon Stewart Night

The highlights of the 2006 Oscars? The laughs!



"I have to say it is a little shocking to see all these big names here, these huge stars. The Oscars is really I guess the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party. And it's exciting for the stars as well because it's the first time many of you have ever voted for a winner." — Oscar host Jon Stewart during the opening monologue.

"I do have some sad news to report. Bjork couldn't be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her." — Jon Stewart.


"It's a funny thing about winning an Academy Award. This will always be synonymous with your name from here on end. It will be, Oscar winner George Clooney, sexiest man alive 1997, 'Batman,' died today in a freak accident ..." — George Clooney after winning his first Oscar, for supporting actor in Syriana.




















Best Dressed Women:


Jennifer Lopez


Reese Witherspoon


Uma Thurman


Salma Hayek


Jessica Alba


Best Dressed Man:


Jake Gyllenhaal - The honor could go to George Clooney, but then he would be on every list, and that would be boring.


Best Dressed Couple:


Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith


Worst Dressed Women:


Charlize Theron - With a body like this, why would you want to wear this ghastly dress? I think she was trying for high fashion and sacrificed the need for a flattering dress. The gown is wearing her.


Naomi Watts - Umm . . . What attacked Naomi?


Sandra Bullock - The hair, the stunned expression, the poorly carried-out dress. Ugh!


Worst Dressed Man:


Jamie Foxx - I strongly dislike the shirt color with the suit. It clashes and though I love blue, this particular shade is too garish.


Worst Dressed Couple:


Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter - Kind of a no-brainer.

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